potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via orgasm)

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via gnarly)

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

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labradork829:

4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.

(via pheyon)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

(via orgasm)

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via daniel-yafuck)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(via daniel-yafuck)

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via orgasm)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

"hey can you do me a favor?"

image

"but-"

image

(Source: versaceslut, via gnarly)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via orgasm)