roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via little-miss-blogger)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

(via little-miss-blogger)

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

(Source: mercuryjones, via little-miss-blogger)

themattyhealy:

spookee-skeleton:

Spooky scary skeletons having a good time

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY SHIT BOY
coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

"

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

"

- Unknown (via infiltration)

(Source: misschelly19, via little-miss-blogger)

wantly:

♡

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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