in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
because theft is illegal
"hey can you do me a favor?"